Wife to husband – Achha jee aaj aap office se ghar jaldi kyo aa gaye? husband – achanak mere boss ko gussa aaya aur bola jahannum me jao…
My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people’s birthdays. She says she doesn’t think people would like margarine as a present.
Two Guys Are Chatting…. Guy A: “I’m Going To bring My Wife To Greece For Our 20th Anniversary.” Guy B: wow.. That’s fantastic. What About your 30th Anniversary?” Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Greece To Bring Her Back.”
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, What should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.