Define Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: yaar jalde ki
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u ! Girl: Ha Ha Boy: I will die for u !! Girl: Ha Ha ha Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ???? . . . . . . . . Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Teacher – Aaj tum late kyo aaye?
Teacher – Aaj tum late kyo aaye? School 11 bajah se suru hoti hai… Kid – Sir, Aap meri tension chhoro, Schol start kar diya karo…
Shadi me santa bahut der se kha raha tha
Shadi me santa bahut der se kha raha tha. Banta ne puchha kab tak khaoge. Santa : Mai to khud kha kha ke padesan hu.magar kya karu card me likha hai. DINNER – 8 PM TO 11 PM
Bhojpuri love.
Bhojpuri love… Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
Santa – Yaar mere baal bahut gir rahe hai.
Santa – Yaar mere baal bahut gir rahe hai. Banta – par kaise? Santa – tension se Banta – kis baat ki tension? Banta – Baal girne ki…
Teacher – batao pankha (fan) male hai ya female?
Teacher – batao pankha (fan) male hai ya female? Student – Agar Khiatan ka hai to Male aur Usha ka hai to Female…





