Shadi me santa bahut der se kha raha tha. Banta ne puchha kab tak khaoge. Santa : Mai to khud kha kha ke padesan hu.magar kya karu card me likha hai. DINNER – 8 PM TO 11 PM
Santa – Yaar mere baal bahut gir rahe hai.
Santa – Yaar mere baal bahut gir rahe hai. Banta – par kaise? Santa – tension se Banta – kis baat ki tension? Banta – Baal girne ki…
Santa to Doctor – Please help me.jab mai bat karta hu to sirf awaz sunai deti hai
Santa to Doctor – Please help me.jab mai bat karta hu to sirf awaz sunai deti hai koi dikhta nahi hai… Doctor – aisa kab hota hai? Santa – jab mai phone par baat karta hu…
Santa – Ek over me kitne ball hote hai?
Santa – Ek over me kitne ball hote hai? Banta – 6 ball Santa – Are nahi ek over me 1 hee ball fekte hai!!!
Santa to Banta – Mujhe wo ladki deaf lagti hai?
Santa to Banta – Mujhe wo ladki deaf lagti hai? Banta – kaise? Santa – Kal maine use I love you kaha. toh wo boli maine kal hee naye sandal kharidi hai….
Santa and his wife filed an application 4 divoce
Santa and his wife filed an application 4 divoce. Judge to couple – You have 3 children.How you will divide? Santa to judge – OK.Then We will apply in next year…
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Santa – People think I am God. Banta – How can You say that? Santa – When I came to park today.Everybody screamed, Oh God!!!You have come again.