Wife – Darling,honestly what age would U say about me? Husband – Well,judging from ur skin,20,ur hair,18;ur smile,16 n ur figure, 25 Wife – Y U r flattering? Husband – Hey,wait a minute.I haven’t added them up yet.
Doctor after a short exam of wife: Doctor to husband – Ur’s wife’s mind is completely gone. Husband – I m not surprised.She has been giving a piece of it 2 me everyday for the past 20 years.
Husband – when I’m gone U will never find another man like me. Wife – What makes you think I’d want another man like U.
Husband – Today is Sunday n I have 2 enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife – Why 3? Husband – For U n ur parents.
Wife to husband – Achha jee aaj aap office se ghar jaldi kyo aa gaye? husband – achanak mere boss ko gussa aaya aur bola jahannum me jao…
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. “Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”. So I got her a pack of playing cards. Didn’t go over so well.
WIFE means W: wonderful I: item F: for E: entertainment HUSBAND means H: handsome U: useful S: smart B: but A: at N: night D: dangerous